The next door opened into a room with a perfectly made bed, stately furniture and few personal effects. It was obviously a guest room, and seemed to b... where Vic was staying. At least he has the decency not to stay in my Aunts own bedroom, she muttered inwardly. Opening the third door, Katherine heard herself gasp. There was no doubt who this room belonged to. Even though she had never seen it before, Katherine got the impression that the room had been virtually untouched since her aunts death.. Here are my ten tips on how to please a Granny who will please you. 1. Learn to dance, dancing is a prelude to sex and grannies just love to dance. Take lessons if you have to. One time a fair dancer like me, wound up sitting at a table with six women, one I fucked in the parking lot that very night. I fucked another later in the week.2. Take time with your granny, they have old fashioned morals, it may take two or three dates or even longer to start getting laid. But when you finally make love. What does my badge say?”“Disney Special Guest, Sir.”“Correct. Now, you’re well aware of what that means, don’t you?”“It means that if it’s at all possible, we accommodate your requests.”“That’s right. Now, we can do this one of two ways. One, whoever is in the suite next to us can move, and the friends and family that we weren’t expecting to meet, here from Australia, can move into that suite. And then that means I don’t have to tell my grandfather to make one phone call. Of course, he could. I flinched away from her and mopped my eyes on Dad’s shirt before I turned to face the crowd. I stepped out and winced as I put pressure on my ankle. Everyone cheered as I raised my hand and waved at them.I’ve heard of bittersweet moments. I wanted to hear them cheer. It pounded in my heart. How can you be down when so many people are showing love? But they were cheering for my effort, not my victory. “The thrill of victory. The agony of defeat.” ABC’s Wide World of Sports. I could see that.