After many years of ruling the island, the weight of the large number of birthday presents stored up in the attic became too heavy and caused the hous... to fall down. The moral of the story is that people in grass houses shouldn’t stow thrones. There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.Unfortunately, no pun in ten did. A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut. Nahin mummy, tumhe pata hai, kitna important time hai, mujhe matle jao.Achchha, chalo tum ruk jao, par koi to hona chahiye tumharidekh rekh ke liye. Papa ne kaha. Arre, dekh bhaal? main koi bachchi to nahin hoon. Are suniye na, Rajeev Jee sepoochh lijiye na, wo rahenge to thik rahega,”, Mummy ne kaha. Meri tojaise banchhe khil gayi. Choot men mast ek pinch huwa. Main nihal ho gayee. Chalotheek hai, Poochh leta hoon, par agar nahin mane to tumhen jaana padega Shalu,hum tumhen akela nahin chhod. “Oh, you’re a very good gal, aren’t you? You climaxed in the first 5 minutes of coming in, you’re going to have the night of your life.” She then bent over and stuck her face between my legs and I could start to feel the heat building up again. She slowly started rubbing the entrance with her middle finger while still licking my clitoris and when I felt I couldn’t take any more of the pressure I grabbed her hand and pulled her finger inside me.“You are so hot, Vanessa, you made me cum twice. He was sure she hadn't cum yet."Because!" she said. She was relieved, once again sure she had control of her bladder. She'd been petrified she was going to urinate. That would have been horrible."You didn't cum!" Shit! I thought I was gonna piss," she whispered, shaking her head."No! You were gonna cum!" He was pretty sure anyway. What if she had pissed though? Yuk!The incredible pressure was gone. Her heart still pounded, but she felt relieved. She lay back down on her side, pulling the.