So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more kids.The doctor told him that there was a pro...edure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.'A less costly alternative, ' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can(COORS), then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.'The Alabamian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool. Jamie was also rubbing her puffy nipples with the free hand as the other one continued its drilling mission unabated.After seeing all this going on around the room Belinda threw herself back down onto Tom’s body and said with a laugh, “Good ol’ Family Sex! There’s nothing quite like it, is there!”The naked Belinda then took herself off Tom’s penis and body then rolled onto her back and spread her legs as far apart as possible and said to Tom, “Come on, I’m not waiting here all night for. .yet we both still have some energy to spend. I suggest we dress up and prepare a nice dinner at home. We both agree it would be a good idea, and as we prepare dinner...cutting up the vegetables, sipping on our wine, laughing and just unwinding from our week, I tell you that I'm jumping in the shower just to rinse myself off before I change. To my surprise, you say "I'll join you in the shower."I get the shower running nice and warm. I step in and get my body all wet...you join in a few seconds. John sensed she was becoming frustrated and suggested a change. "Let's do 69." Yeah, ok."Anastasia climbed on the bed and stuck her arse in his face and maturbated him a trifle listlessly, yet when he saw her leering gash of a shaved pussy presented to him he hardened and felt a genuine excitement for the first time during their encounter. It was pure porn. He licked her cunt greedily, it tasted delicious, sticking his tongue in deep and sucking on her clit as she resumed her head bobbing. He.