”“Oh, I’m yet more outside than you think.”“That’s why you’re on leave. But you visited Grafton and now you are here. So you are progres...ively less outside.”There was a noise and Charles came in.“Aha! Caught you with my wife, have I? You scoundrel! If I had a horse, I’d have a horse-whip to whip you with. How are you?”I tried to stop laughing. “Can I offer to buy you a horse? You’ll have to get your own whip.”“Well, we’ll see. I’m certainly older. Are you any wiser?”“You know what Jaques says. "Of course I'm going to help you. Aunt Kitty always helps; you know that, don't you, Honey? But first, I want to hear every scandalous detail," she said, pushing me into her chair and taking a seat on my lap.I started with the night I'd barged into the Bristow home, backed Annie to the master bedroom, and pulled her pants down. By the time I got to the part where Annie was stretching her panties, Kitty was squirming on my lap."She called me the very next week, wanting me to come back. She said. No problem… I was eager to see my Periamma. After finish my b’fast I went to her house, she was cleaning her house … her cleavage welcomed me… before she say a word.. Oh my dear son… come on I am waiting for you.. can you buy Sugar for me from Ration? I replied sure… She asked me to wait … I will come after a bathe.. My dirty mind was dreaming for the same moment…..She always wear sarees and don’t bother about pallu and navel at all… All time Show case… An idea stuck on my mind , soon I went to. You wouldn’t want to poke an eye out with that thing,’ you giggle and go chat with some friends. As we’re getting ready to leave, the hosts walk us out. As we’re saying goodbye, you say ‘Thanks for having us, great way to start a three-day weekend,’ as I feel your hand playfully pat my arm. You finish with ‘I’m glad we have the extra day, my car is filthy and can’t wait to have it cleaned and detailed.’ We get in the car and smile knowing the reaction you caused. As we drive back, my hand is on.