. Well, I was alone in bed, and overtired. And, darn-it, I felt empty and abandoned.The noises next door quieted down, and maybe I fell asleep again. ... half-awoke to the sound of giggling and doors closing, and again when I felt Saralinda climb into bed behind me. She snuggled close, kissed my shoulder, and I knew nothing more until the creeping morning sunlight and my bladder conspired to interrupt a dream.I slipped from the bed, peed, and thought about getting up. But I was still tired, and. "Not bad, not bad at all." he said. "It's better I have you now before you turn into an overweight, disgusting cow with tits hanging down to your waist." I don't intend to ever look like that." I answered."You say that now." he said "but one day you will be fat and ugly and no self respecting man will want to fuck you." I don't know why but I answered him "Yes Sir, You should have me now." I must admit that tiny penis of yours was a bit of a surprise. But no matter because I intend to fuck. ” “Yeah … guys” was Carla’s unconvincing replies. Ana plowed forward “They just don’t understand. It’s like they’re totally clueless when it comes to women. Girls. Well, all of us.” Carla stared at her. Ana blinked. There was something she wasn’t getting. Oh … yea … “You shouldn’t blame yourself.” “I don’t.” Ok, so Carla not blaming herself for whatever this guy did, and she’s not really registering with the “oh those men” theme … Something’s missing from this picture. Maybe Ana. There were nods and thanks around the table with offers of help, so with everyone pitching in, about twenty minutes later there were eggs, hash browns, bacon, sausage and orange juice in front of everyone.Bob hadn't had a "spread" like this since his last trip to Denny's for a super grande grand slam breakfast, and this one was a whole lot more tasty.After they finished eating, everyone helped with the dishes and kitchen cleanup before heading out to start the day's fun.The neighbors were.