Now come over here, hike that skirtup and bend over so I can put the first one on for you. After thisyou'll be doing this yourself; this is so excitin...."The patch went on her hip secured with a piece of surgical tapefor good measure. She looked back over her shoulder; her forearmsresting on the kitchen table watching me place and tape the patch."There," I said giving her an affectionate pat on the rump, "alldone. See how easy that is?" Well, well I guess so," she stammered a bit. "Are you sure. The beer buzz was in full effect. I slipped over to the side of the pool and stretched out my arms on the edge of the pool deck, facing Samantha, who stood chest deep in the pool water about arm’s reach from me. Samantha playfully splashed me. “You just want it, so bad, don’t you?” Samantha teased, lowering her head and shaking it from side to side. “Hey, I’m a guy,” I replied. “Yes you are,” Samantha acknowledged. Samantha pulled herself up on the pool deck edge beside me. I watched at the. “Hurry up, feed me and eat. I want to get to playing.”She feeds me some more. While I am waiting for my next bite, I ask her, “Guess who I chatted with while I was getting you your onion rings?”“Who?”“Helen, Moira’s mom.”“And, just what did she have to say? Was she pissed at you for making Kim scream all morning?”“Not like you would expect. We talked about Moira.”“Stop teasing me and only saying a little at a time. Spit it out.”“Alright, she said she can’t give her blessing but isn’t opposed to. He barely dodged the head of the heavy weapon, which crashed into the wall near his head. Unfortunately for him, the mace was only a distraction.I threw the unseen slim bladed Stiletto which caught him in mid chest ending the fight. The blade must've punctured a lung because he made gurgling sounds as he tried to breathe.I withdrew the Stiletto from his wound as he slowly perished; I intended to keep the weapon, since it had brought me nothing but good luck so far. As I opened the door I found.