I guess you could say I had one of the most boring lives on the face of the earth. I'm an auto mechanic and I work from an old barn that sits on the f...r end of my property.It was nothing for me to work 12 to 16 hours a day, seven days a week. Hell, I had nothing to go home to. An empty house, no wife, no kids and no pets.One day last June my life turned upside down. I was replacing a fuel pump on a new car, a spark hit the gas line and 'puff' my hands and arms went up in flames."How long will I. "No," I replied, holstering the forty-five. Saskia Bumfelt was only moments from a body wracking orgasm when she was interrupted by the comlink switching the viewing monitor in her bedroom from the lesbian porn she was watching to the precinct murder room. "For fuck’s sake, Bumfelt," said the Chief of Operations, going red faced."Sound only," snapped Bumfelt and the screen went blank. She took her hands from between her legs, putting the glass dildo on a cabinet beside the bed. "I need you in. I do not know why I have a feeling that my show’er erected length, which never crossed beyond 8”; today positively looked close to 10” at least and the balls; holding at least a week’s load were hung far lower too.Uncle Elkin; while inspecting my cock, just mumbled some words to it, which I could not comprehend and he abruptly kissed my hard dong. In the same motion he pulled back my already stretched foreskin and took it in his open mouth making me feel and moan about his warm breath kind of. He wanted $27 for the gloves, so I paid him then left. I drove back to county seat. I had been racking my brain trying to think what I could use in my hand. What I came up with was automotive heater hose. I had seen plenty of it when I worked on the Air Force truck convoys. It was alway blowing out due to the heat in the places, where we were driving.So I stopped at an national chain parts store and bought a foot of the stuff. I measured my hand and it was about four inches across. I had them.