No sane person is so chipper in the morning.“No time, I gotta pee.” I touched my lips against her forehead as I clamored over her on my way to the...lavatory.“Need any help?” she asked as she reached for my genitals.“No thanks, I’ll handle it.” I brushed her hand away and dashed for the latrine.Someday I’m going to have to write a book: Zen and the Art of Elimination. I usually mediated when I took a dump. Hey, we’ve got to think of something when we do our business. I figured I might as well use. .but he wasn't there. Before she could react, the doors suddenly slammed open, and she fell back in horror with a scream. An enormous man between 15 and 20 feet tall was suddenly standing in the doorway. He had an enormous pot belly, disheveled, dark hair and a scruffy beard. His feet were as long as her thighs, and his hands were bigger than her head. He looked down at her before swooping down and wraping his hands her middle, lifting her effortlessly off of the ground. She rose ten feet into. Rang the door bell, it was an intercom of a building with no doorman, she opened the door for me and told me to go in.When I got to her apartment she was even more beautiful than the pictures. About my height (5'9"), big breasted, she was wearing a tight black and very short dress, showing all her curves. Invited me in and we sat on the living room for a little while, gave a glass of water and we started chatting. She asked what was my fantasy, and I answered "I want to be bottom... with. . mein pehli bbbbbbbaaaar ye kar rahin hoooooooon aap pehle mmard hhhain jjjjjjjjjjjiiiiiiisne mujhe aise chuya hai I am feeling complete. Ddhhre dheeeeeeeeere kijiye par jijaji ke andar ka saand jaag chuka tha….Unhone jaanwaro ki tarah mujhe chodna shuru kiya jad tak lund andar daalna phir lagbhag pooora nikaaalna or fir teji se pooraaaa andar tak ghusa dena…. Yahi lagbhag ek ghante tak chalta raha….. jijaaji baraabar meri sakht gori gori chikni mulaayam boobs masaal rahe the or ungli or.