” She laughed, before asking about my Honeymoon in Corfu. As she hung up we agreed that my new husband, Paul, would drop me at her house at 6.30. A... I talked about my holiday I completely forgot to ask what my new costume was going to be. Later in the day I began to worry as Amanda has a completely different sense of humour to me. We had worked together in accounts for 5years and had become best friends despite being completely opposite in character and her being 10 years older than me.. Well, nothing was going to changeher mind so I spent a couple of hours with my head over the kitchen sinkwhile she washed it, and then put conditioner on it, and on and on. Sheended up parting it in the center so that it sweeps down and then backover my ears. She was really pleased with the results. I've got to admitthat it looks a lot different, but I'm not that wild about keeping itthat long. I had figured that I'd just get it chopped off short so thatI didn't have to worry about taking care. .. so I could ... uh, ask Beth out on a date?” I said softly, barely able to look in their direction.My mother-in-law and father looked at each other then back at me again with a blank look on their face. I had decided on this method, thinking it was better they thought, I asked permission, then to have went behind their backs, which we had already done.“Oh Jeff, I don’t know, I really don’t. Have you discussed this with Beth at all?” she asked with great concern in her voice.“No Mom, I. Then I drive to the park and take a few laps. I know I look like a fag and not a girl but it is so humiliating I am ready to burst. After 30 minutes of walking (per the instructions) I get home and give myself another enema and I shower and shave very closely. I put in the large butt plug after using copious amounts of olive oil on my opening, do my makeup, style my long blonde wig and put it on. Garters, stocking, panties and bra, my Spanx upper for a more girly shape and finally heels. Then I.