It was 2 am and I was dreaming away, about unicorns or chipmunks or naugahyde, or what the fuck ever it is that people dream about that they can't rem...mber the second they wake up, but tonight my dream took a turn. It started out as a light suggestion in the back of my mind of someone groping my breasts. Pretty quickly, that sensation turned and became more intense as I dreamed of someone tweaking and pulling at my nipples and I could feel my dreamself becoming aroused as the hands moved more. They will allow me to continue the mission as Captain. Spock will become my Number One officer in addition to his other duties. He will command all off ship activities involving the unknown until I regain full and complete mastery of my new body as determined by the ship's Doctor and the security chief.I still have problems with some of my reactions. I have begun a list of things I need to work on. For starters, few of my self-defense techniques will work as well with my new female body. My. Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy, too ... I've never seen anyone outrun a bullet.An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He's still learning to shave or to start a conversation with a pretty girl. He still hasn't figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to shade his eyes, not the back of his head.These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little more about life before sending them off into harm's way.Let us old guys track down those. "It would have been nice, but you don't need to be hanging around with an ol' man like me," he said as he put his arms around her hips and locked his fingers."You're not old, in fact," she paused to look at him and smile. "I think you're hot." Kelly added and she wanted to start humping him, maybe he would catch on."Really?" Ben replied with a sheepish grin and he was slightly taken by her words.Kelly hugged him closer, making that her crotch was completely against his bare leg and she hoped.