.. Simply showing marriage certificate and your wife’s picture is not enough!For MEN and WOMEN with a bit of humor?? A man was granted two wishes by...God. He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever. Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen. Rest get married and wonder what happened!Wives are magicians. They can change anything into an argument.Why do. She had her father wrapped around her little finger and was using him brilliantly to hold her mother to a stand off.As usual, we compromised over it. I wanted to stay completely out of the whole thing and Ellen wanted to come down with both feet on her sister's side. The compromise was that we'd drive over there and I could stay out of it while Ellen and Megan ganged up on her mother.We got there on a Sunday afternoon, an hour or so after they got back from the ten o'clock mass, and tying on. “It didn’t sound like the girls were having a tough time this morning but it’s better for me to make assumptions about what they were doing during their work hours than for them to open their mouths and remove all doubt.”Both girls looked at what they were doing and picked up the pace a little bit but didn’t respond to what Debbie or I had said.Sophia replied, “I guess that I should have kept my mouth shut. I was being nosy and asking questions. I think that since I’m with Jack that they were. I knew I could get to her house with my small bag of goods through a wooded area and not been seen by anybody. I carefully checked the side kitchen door that was right next to the driveway, to my surprise it was unlocked. I remember thinking that this is it; I am in the house, and no turning back now. I heard soft music coming from the other room. Looking around the corner I saw nobody, very slowly I realized she was not on that floor. I did hear noise though coming from the 2nd floor, just.