"What happened to my new teeth?" he wailed. "Where is my new house? Where's my Visa Gold Card?"The fairy said: "Tough luck. Now that you are a Canadia..., you're entitled to "Sweet bugger all like the rest of us." ... and then she disappeared...This one is compliments of DaveA woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding."Of course, madam," replied the sales clerk, "exactly what type and color. “She won’t be pregnant forever. Her baby isn’t gonna care if someone flattens Mommy’s nose for being a sniveling cunt. I seriously hate her. I hope she decides to give up the baby. It’s better off without her.”He nodded. “At this point, I tend to agree, but that’s not for me to decide,” he said. “As far as I’m concerned, I’ll be deliriously happy if she learns to shut up about me and stop treating me like I fucked her with a jagged metal poker. I don’t see that happening though, so I’ll settle. Then I had pressed my cock into her ass, while giving her a massage. Next I see her naked for the first time. The tits I had imagined only in my dreams were beautiful, clearly they were made to be sucked. Seeing them wet from the tub, seeing her sweet, plump ass when she stood up, seeing those tender pussy lips peeking out at me as if to say “Hi!” it was just. Too. Much. Now I was naked, on display, and she was clearly enjoying herself. I decided to go for it. “Susan, take that robe off if you. . wassup ..? " m back home bro.. long journey .. but i'm finally back to home sweet home .. " wow.. so hows college ? " its fine ... gud atmosphere" n how are the girls .. got any ? ;) " nah bro.. not yet " comon now u can tell me " i know i can .. n i would if i had 1 .. i always do .. so u are coming tomorrow to meet me right?" yeah ... okk i will bro for sure ... "next day as usual ... i woke up late ... theres nothing better than a good long sleep ;) ..suddenly i remembered.. i had.