THE LORENA BOBBITObviously, this one is for the ladies. When engaging in some hard core booty sex, squeeze your butt cheeks together as tight as you c...n, and start violently jumping and thrashing your ass around, in an effort to rip his dick off. (To reach true Lorena status, you must take the severed dick for a drive and then toss it out the window.)THE MENTHOLThe act of getting head from a woman who just moments earlier ate a numerous amounts of cough drops, thus insuring a pleasurable,. She wanted Mark inside her. And she wanted him there, now. “Please, Mark,” was all she could say while reaching for him. He nodded and let her guide him into position between her long, outstretched legs. “Lady, I do love the way you lend a helping hand. But you know, if we practice a whole lot, maybe someday I’ll be able to get there all by myself.” Amy laughed, “You idiot. Damn, but I love you so much. Now please, let’s start practicing.” For just a moment, they looked into each. I began to stroke, I was really horny, hard and wet. I watched them for about 20 minutes. I came so hard that I cant stop thinking about it, all that cum on my hand, shirt, pant and floor. I wipe the cum that was on the floor with my other hand. He was fvck her like theirs no tomorrow. Who knows how long they been lovers. Now, I know why she goes the "gym" 5 or 6 times a week. For the last ten months she is been training almost everyday and she goes also on Saturdays. She move her hips out and. An odd thought popped into my mind, “If they hang you, I’ll pull on your legs.”The lucky part of my Texas Two-Step came that Tuesday night. I’d spent the day driving around the Dallas / Ft. Worth area, familiarizing myself with the territory. Getting lost repeatedly. But that’s actually a good way to get to know the nabe. I was also periodically checking back on Randolph. The Kelton at Clearfork.His BMW had been there the first three times. Then around 3 that afternoon, it wasn’t. Well, I’ve.