I wrap my arm around your waste as we watch the sun continue to set over the mountains. I look at you with a devilish smile and being to remove my shi...t, socks, and unbutton my pants. By the time I start the unbuttoning your shirt is in the pile of clothes with my shirt and you being quickly removing clothing to catch up to me. As my final remnants of clothing hit the sands yours do as well and we both race together, naked, to the water. It is oddly warm and feels great against our bodies. We. "I have her in my 9:30 aerobics class, and she seemed very odd in the locker room. Confused ... and I caught her sneaking glances at me in the shower."Well, okay ... that last part wasn't exactly true. Though I used to be that guy named Jason, events caused me to not only wind up in Zoe's body, but to acquire a decidedly more feminine frame of mind as well. The truth is I think and act like a girl now as well ... and I'm a girl who is not all that happy with her body. My breasts are too small.. I found myself with an empty diary and opportunity to drive the hour or so my favourite sauna knowing that I had all afternoon to spend. The downside was that it was Tuesday and I wondered whether I'd be there all alone! After careful prep, trimming pubes, douching and making myself smell good I used a bit of moisturising cream to both tone my cock and smooth the entrance to my arse. I was really ready for action and determined not to pass the day as it sometimes happens... not getting stuck in. . so she took them home and ate them.These are compliments of mario marioA friend of mine recently showed me the plans for an invisible airplane.To be honest I can’t see it taking off.Two dyslexics run into a bank and shout:“Air in the hands mother stickers! This is a fuck up!”A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?”The monks graciously accept him, fed him.