” She left and came back with two shiny balls (like two centimeter marbles) connected to each other with a string. “Sit on one and insert the othe....” I apparantly looked quite puzzled about what to do. She did not hesitate, lifted my skirt and placed the balls into my g-string. Onewent just under my ass hole so I would sit on it and the other was inserted into my pussy. I frightened a bit with an other girl becoming so intimate with me, but with the thoughts I was having about her it was also. .. it’s for dry hair, and I’ve just wet mine.A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope “DO NOT BEND.” He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!” “Is this her first child?” asks the Doctor. “No!” he shouts, “this is her husband!”A blonde man is in jail, the guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet. “Just WHAT. I hadn’t often seen him like this or this off his head, but tonight he clearly didn’t care about ‘us’ at all. Tonight he was a drunk ,callous, uncaring drug dealer, and he was looking at me as though I were scum. I turned and tried to open the door, my only thought now being to get away, but the door was locked. I remembered him getting up a little while ago, and he must have locked it then, so clearly this wasn’t entirely spontaneous!Carl hoovered up another line, and drained a shot glass,. " About then the elevatorstopped at the dining floor (2nd floor). Angel then buttoned down 2 morebuttons quickly & said to them as we got off "See you then."Then we went to the Steakhouse for dinner. As we waited for a table a fewfolks did get a nice look at Angels welt covered tits & belly. I overheard 1guy say to his wife "Do you see her? She looks like you do after I've whippedyou some times." We were standing away from other people so I said tohim "That is because she was whipped this.