”There was a pounding on the door. That must be Ron, he thought.“I’ll take care of him,” Ginny said, walking out of the room completely naked....arry and Hermione could hear them for a quick moment before the spell took hold.“You are so beautiful,” Mr. Potter said to Mrs. Weasley.She took hold of him and lowered herself on the young man she first met on the Hogwarts Express years earlier.“I’m sorry I don’t have large breasts like your wife does, but I will do all I can to make you. ."FALSE SENTIMENTALIT RISK OVER. RETURN TO YOUR HOMES. MORE PUERILE HUMOR AND JOKES THAT AREN'T REALLY FUNNY AHEAD. Max blinked. "What?" "Yeah...Just like me. Only prettier. And younger..." Max wasn't liking the direction the conversation was going. "I wouldn't say that. The prettier thing, I mean. You are older." Max's mom raised an eyebrow. "So I'm old now? Well, I'm sorry. Not all of us have gallons and gallons of steroids to keep us young and beautiful. Let's see how good that trim. I was sat in my room all alone feeling a little down cos I was 50 and missing Jane. Well what happened next made every birthday and Xmas all rolled into 1. Jane FaceTimed me and sang happy Birthday to me and she was in my bedroom all dressed up and looking sexy, I said well hello there! She said just you wait and see what I have for you!i was sat on my bed and watching Jane playing with herself and rubbing her tits saying to me I miss you but what I do now is for you! Do what? This. Jane was. Or was he dreaming?A sharp pain shot through his skull. It was a headache, a strong one. Story realized he was awake and had been dreaming. He wasn’t on a train at all. No, but he wished he had been. He was still wrapped up too tight to maneuver in his bed sheet from the hotel.I’m in a fucking car trunk. Goddammit, those assholes have shoved me into a car trunk!Struggling hard, he still couldn’t get free from his tightly wrapped, bed sheet cocoon. It felt like they’d wrapped the sheet in duct.