His favorite method was to portray himself as the old western movie Indian. He listened to the men discussing guns for their hunting, and quipped, "UG...!!! Paleface not know how go hunt good. He use bang stick. Bow and arrow only good way hunt! No scareum other a****l." He kept the stern look on his face until the others started laughing, then broke into laughter his own self. Granny poked him in the back, and told him, "That's enough o' your bull crap, Sitting On Ass. Talk like ya got a brain. I knew that Emily was in a fewof my classes, we shared drama together and that was how we met and whereshe had asked me out. Arriving at the carnival Emily paid for ourtickets. We then set off looking at all of the different attractions. Oneof them was the wall off mirrors which were funny. I had laughed whenEmily had stood in front of one and it made her look tall and thin like aboy. I also looked funny when a mirror made me look short and fat.Partway through the evening we stopped at a food. Chances were that I was not meant to follow. I let her run.I, also, tried to decide if it would be okay to get a drink of water. I was thirsty, but it struck me as a bit cold to just go back to what I had been doing before she had confronted me. Think about it this way, if this were a scene from a movie (one without gunfire, explosions, and computer generated special effects, the kind reviewers like), I know that I would be thinking asshole.I left the kitchen (unsatisfied) to find Jenny gone. I. His mother stayed in the kitchen talking on the phone.Still bored and trapped on his pedestal, he fluffed the skirts andwatched them settle. He caught a glimpse of himself in the darkenedglass of the China cabinet that was on the wall to his left. Huh. Hereally did look like a girl from the neck down.He reached up and pulled the hair tie from the man-bun that he wore ontop of his head and he shook his hair free. Typically, it was always ina bun unless he was washing it. When freed, it fell to.