Coffee hum dono ke liya cup me layi phir coffee phithe hue hum do baat kar rahe the aur coffee phine ke bhad maine coffee cup ko kitchen me rakne ke l...ya cup ko hath se pakadthe hi aunty ne mere hatpakad liya aur kaha chodo mai rakthi hoon. Jab mere haath us aunti ke haath touch kiya tho aise current lagi ki mere dimak band ho gayi Pooja aunty cups kitchen rak kar hai aur hum dono tv dekne lagi tv dekthe dekthe bat karne lage phir aunty nasdiq ane lagi phir mere thighs phar haat raki maine. "But there is such a thing as too much (burp) brandy," Darlene gasped, as she bent double and barfed up who knows what over my bare feet.Standing in a puddle of someone else's used dinner is over the top gross. I nearly lost my breakfast before I got my gag reflex under control."Clean up on Aisle Five," I called out, as I helped Darlene to her feet.Sheila's expression was halfway between annoyed and amused. "We'll start the meeting as soon as we've gotten these guys cleaned up and into bed,". Some people never learn. The next morning we were minding our own business, just walking through the trailer park intending to visit Vicky for a bit on Saturday when our old friend Derek confronted me. This time I guess he figured the job was too big for him to do alone. He had two others with him and was carrying a baseball bat. This seemed to make him feel brave as he shouted "NOW YOU GET YOURS SUSSMANN!"I told the girls to get out of the way. Rhonda tried to argue until I said "please? I. "What happened?" he asked."You fell and bumped your head," she told him softly."Uh! Oh yeah, I remember. All at once I ran out of strength and just folded. Let me see if I can get up by myself." She rose up and stood waiting, ready to help him if necessary.Jack struggled to his feet and stood quiet until the room stopped swaying. He stepped over to the bed and sat back down heavily. "About what I just said," he started."Jack, I wasn't making light of you," she said at the same time. They both.