”“You’re also the most beautiful lawyer I know,” I said.Her face got serious. “I want to live with you all the time, and sleep with you when...ver I want. Are they really going to let you out of the Army?”I shrugged. “This kind of injury usually leads to that. I won’t know for sure until after I complete physical therapy. Then somebody way above my pay grade will make a decision.”“I got a job offer,” she said. “I have to pass the bar, though.”“You’ll do fine,” I said. I was thinking that a new. And then some, I'm thinking.His teammates used to say he carried his own bat, literally."Ball Girl: "So who are we going to get to warm up for Rick "the Dick"?"Bat GIrl: "Well, I'll let you pick, since you're so horny and wet right now."Ball Girl: "How about two guys then? I want that black guy and that really tanned guy too."Bat Girl: "Leon and Mitch, eh? Well at least Leroy has a 10-incher for starters, but Mitch looks like he's only about 8 inches, but wider."Ball Girl: "OK, so right after. .. what car did you buy her?” Jim asked.“Which one?”“More than one?”I ticked off my fingers. “Three cars: full on restored rally 1973 Ford Escort ... with four wheel drive added. Dirt track Holden super mod, Formula Ford circuit car ... one dually Ford pickup ... gooseneck enclosed two car trailer ... tools ... rollaway tool box ... new tires every fucking week ... rally car usually uses three sets.” I ran out of fingers but kept going. “Firesuit, three helmets, shoes, gloves ... all that junk.. I couldn’t focus on the first few minutes of class as the teacher talked some bullshit on how we were going to watch an old ass movie about some chinese psych experiment.I snapped back to the real world when my buddy Chris slugged me in the soldier, waking me out of my horny daze.Chris asked,” Dude what happened to you on Friday, you missed Andrea’s party?“I said.” Yeah I had my own party with Andrea on Friday,”Chris,” Bullshit, if you did you would know why she isn’t in class today”Me, “ Oh.