Are you this nice to every guy you meet?”“No,” she replies.Wait for itIt’s coming... The suspense is killing you, isn’t it?   ...   ‘You’re just the first man who happened to catch my eye.’(Oh shut up, and just forward it!)This one is compliments of J & BWhat deep things retired men think aboutI mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.My wife walked by and. Candles already lit and a bottle of red wine waiting, the owner poured each of them a glass and wished Liz a Happy Birthday before leaving them with the menus.The place was about half full, maybe ten other customers, it was early evening, it would probably be full a little later, it usually was on Saturday nights, it was popular with couples who wanted a quiet meal and good wine.One couple a short distance from their table raised their glasses and wished Liz a Happy Birthday too, which made Liz. “Especially from a hottie like you!”Their conversation stops as Ashe focuses on keeping up with the young alien woman and Rin searches for a place for them to sit. Eventually she finds the perfect spot and drags the human woman to it. They both plop down onto a wooden bench under a low hanging tree. The park’s large pond spreads out before them. Ashe looks around, taking in the sight and notices right off the bat that the plant life of this particular area surrounds them nicely. From nearly all. Startled i jump but you already have a grip on my unit and you open your eyes smiling with the biggest teasing little grin i have ever seen you make. "wanna grope me again while i got you by the balls???" scared i reply with a short "uh uhng!!" shaking my head furiously trying to ease out of your grasp i realize you have started something i didnt think you would do. you starting moving your hand back and forth. in one long fluid motion over and over again. it just feels so amazing that my eyes.