" Really?" Well not that often, but we have seen it before." Her professionalism went out the room with her as I heard her laughter on the other side ...f the exam room door.For those of you reading this tale and wondering what brought me her to the hospital, well sit back and "Let me tell you how I got myself in such a predicament."My wife of 25 years is normally a very nice person unless you do something that really goes against her grain. After being with her for so long I know how she reacts. Along with a three block stretch of every house along Consular Row before I could concentrate enough to force the twister to return back up into the clouds. It wasn't quite the storm of the century for Chicago, but it would rain non-stop for the next three days and create smaller tornadoes that did rather remarkable amount of city property damage. The big one I had summoned would later be graded a very strong Scale 4, the second strongest possible. Mercifully it was never quite traced back to. I told her tosmile and not look so worried, as I snapped several photos of her on mymobile phone."These will look great on my twitter and facebook pages. I'm sure mygirlfriends are going to love them."Sophie looked wonderful as a pink sissy maid, but she was obviously veryworried and was shaking with fear at the prospect of being shown toother people dressed as she was."Don't be upset sissy. This is the first day of the rest of your life.You should be excited, I know I am. Now, why don't you. At that time I had to commute to London from Shoeburyness in Essex so most days was away from home for as many as sixteen hours a day so when I did get time off I was often just too plain knackered to have sex, then when I Wasn,t tired wife Sarah was from looking after our two youngsters! Finally I managed to book five days off and my in-laws volunteered to look after our k**s for three days to give us a chance to renew our sex lives so we took full advantage. We were lucky only one other house.