As sweat slowly poured down my graphite coloured scales, I heard a quiet voice whisper: ‘ Hey you!’ I turned round to see a large turtle calling m... from the water. ‘Yeah, what do you want?’ ‘ You do know your going to die’ I couldn’t swim and the lava was coming closer and closer. ‘See ya’ I got up slowly and started to walk backwards. One step at a time. As I entered the water, I could feel myself drowning. My large tail splashed frantically, but it was no use. I was heavy as a lead weight. Just as she was about to leave she smiled at me, “Can we do some more training tonight sir, I would love to if you want to sir” she asked and I was more than happy to agree.. “So cool” she said as she went out the door to go call for Mia.Bev went to work and Terri went upstairs to unpack and get some shopping in so I decided to make the most of my alone time, I took a long hot shower which was so refreshing.I checked in with Sophie and told her of my new tenants and she told me as long as I was. Now I didn't want to date her seriously or even think of marriage on down the road but I did want to have sex with her a few more times before I moved on. So I did and one night she was giving me oral sex and the damn phone kept ringing and she said to let it ring but she had her answering machine off and the caller was relentless. So I picked up and answered the phone and it was the black guy we have been talking about and in a tough mean voice he asked to speak to her and she looked at me and. ”He called ... looked shocked and counceled his cohort ... the buffet attendant.“What did they say?”“You are Irish,” he said with a sour look on his phyz.I kept my unchipped plate.While this was going on Alice was recording the whole on her phone.“Alice?”“Just in case.”“What?”She said, and quite loudly at that, “The Family Court judge is always looking for cases of discrimination.” That was very smugly said.“Oh.”My ‘Oh’ was repeated by nearly every male in the buffet car.We ate in peace. Slept.