I'M NOT REALLY IN THE MOOD TO GO OUT TONIGHT, IF YOU WANT TO GO AND HAVE A DRINK BY YOUR SELF THAT WOULD BE ALRIGHT WITH ME! I THINK I'LL HAVE A GLASS...OR TWO ANDRETIRE A LITTLE EARLY."(SHE DOESN'T KNOW THAT I REPLACED THE 82% WITH THE GOOD STUFF 110% AND QUARTER A BOTTLE OFSPANISH FLY THAT I BOUGHT LAST YEAR IN MEXICO)". YA I THINK I WILL.. OKAY! BUT IF I BRING A COUPLE OF BAD ASS BIKERS HOME YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO FUCK ALL OF US! I COULDN'T BELEVE WHAT JUST CAME OUT OF MY MOUTH."YAA" RIGHT. "Well," she started as she leafed through the pages. "Like this one, 'Are you a lesbian?' or this one, 'Are you a virgin?' or this one, 'How many times a week do you masturbate?'," she read."Perfectly reasonable questions. It helps our staff tailor a program that meets all of your bodily needs. We are a health club miss," I said while trying to keep a straight face."Are you crazy? I didn't answer half of your stupid questions." I didn't design the form," I lied. "Are you ashamed of being a. The bus finally stopped in front of my house. Greg and I exchanged goodbyes and I stepped off the bus, stomping toward my house. I was on a mission. Dad was still at work, which gave me a few hours to do what I pleased to my mother. I was determined not go to bed another night with blue balls. I refused. Entering the house, I dropped my backpack at the door and headed towards the sunroom, where I was sure my mother had been, getting her work out on. I peeled off my clothes as I walked,. Wife’s name is Moni, carrying 36size boobs and she is 32 now and the incident happened just 6 months ago. Her husband is a businessman and stays here only not out of the town as mostly described in other stories. As the time went by me as a grown up guy, Moni aunty and myself became close in the sense of friendship. She use to tell me the stuff which she wants from the market and I do that with my pleasure, I often visit her house to learn Bengali and learnt half of that. One day she told me.