Don't forget to take a pistol."I hand her a pistol and she says, "Thanks Stacy, you're a real friend."Wow Stacy is being so nice to me - she even let ...e sleep in. I finish my morning duties and offer, "I will make breakfast today."Stacy smiles but says, "Sam, my team is bringing us breakfast."I wonder what the hell she means, but then a bunch of vehicles drive up. I begin to worry it might be Frank and the Mossad but Stacy seems very relaxed. In fact, when she walks to the lead vehicle a man. "Refrigerate after opening," she read aloud. Then she dropped it into the trash can, on top of the condoms.After that, there was remarkably little left to do, in terms of putting the living room back into its original non-sexual condition. We had been too busy having an orgy to mess things up any worse than I've described.Now we stood, me holding a stack of cups in one hand, and a bag of Lays ridged chips in the other. Ashley was holding the Tostitos Scoops, the Cheetos, and the pretzels. The. Very sensibly, Sam had drawn his gun as soon as we entered the saloon.The gunman's pistol went flying across the room, and he fell to the floor in agony. The bartender had already sent his swamper for the barber, who did most of the town's doctoring. As it turned out, both the wounded men bled to death before the barber could help them. Sol sent for the undertaker, and Sam and I left, since there wasn't anything else for us to contribute.We decided to head home, since the killings had kind of. " "Get it off your chest..." "Do it now, might as well." Well, I want to talk about what happened while you guys were gone. I started telling Dana, but she suggested I wait and we'd all talk about it." She took a bite of her sandwich, chewed, and swallowed. "Sorry, I'm really hungry."Anyway, you know I stayed home and looked after the place. Sheldon stayed with me. He's what I want to talk about." Any special reason?" Melanie asked."Yeah. You know his wife left him because she said he was.