Larry had been married to MaryAnn for five years now and it was rumored around the office that Larry got laid more than anyone. Whenever MaryAnn came ...o the office she was usually dressed provocatively in a miniskirt, halter top and heels. It was apparent she had her breasts enlarged; they looked magnificent.“Great,” he said, and then he surprised me. “I got her laid last week. She turned 35 and was depressed about getting older. So I hired a male escort to seduce her. Young black guy, cock as. Bring me another beer.’”Tommy Lasorda, Los Angeles Dodgers manager: “I found out that it’s not good to talk about my troubles. Eighty percent of the people who hear them don’t care and the other twenty percent are glad I’m having them.”E.J. Holub, Kansas City Chiefs linebacker regarding his twelve knee operations: “My knees look like they lost a knife fight with a midget.”Vic Braden, tennis instructor: “My theory is that if you buy an ice cream cone and make it hit your mouth, you can learn to. ..At any event, it was a very different Martin Riley (no way was I goingto think of myself as Katy!) that was returned to the principals'office, sometime around lunchtime - fully shaven, far sweeter-smelling,made up and with my hair in unfamiliar bunches. I found a plate ofsandwiches and a jug of orange juice waiting for me, but after asuspicious look decided that I shouldn't risk them.After a short wait, Miss Everett entered. She gave me a searching look,then smiled and shook her head. "Damn,. ” It seemed like all I could say, especially as I was slightly compromised as having had facial fantasies of my own, even though I’d never done it and could plainly see it wasn’t the most romantic act that sexual partners could perform. Lynette shook her head, not at my sympathy, but her situation. “It’s okay. You know, I’m not… well, those things are okay once in a while, but not all the time. Is this an uncomfortable conversation for you?” She looked hard into my face now. “I’m sorry, we.