That is until the doorbell range onThursday and the courier presented me with a package addressed to Ms.Hilary Thomson. I signed and took in the packa...e. It was not until theevening that I found time to unpack the package - an emerald green dresssize 8. It was stunning, the texture, the shape, the colour, the way itcascaded as I held it up. I stripped to my underwear and put on thisexquisite garment. The moment it touched my body, it sent an electricfeeling all over me. The fabric was so soft. For a maintenance position. I had listed my work experience truthfully as a maintenance person, but did not list my actual duties. They hired me as an apprentice maintenance mechanic. That lasted about four months until it was time for my review. My maintenance manager saw that I had a degree, and promoted me to maintenance journeyman. Two years later, I was promoted to maintenance mechanic master. They then offered me a team lead position. I declined. Then they offered me the shift supervisor. "You think that's embarrassing?I couldn't get on the bed!This one is compliments of John from the land down underWhat should you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?Go for the juggler!This one is compliments of eloIt was a blazingly hot day and not a wind was moving.Lone Ranger & Tonto rode in to a small western town. Complete with saloon, general store and sheriff.They dismounted outside the saloon and went inside for some much needed refreshments.Having cooled down for 10 minutes or so,. ? Sweet,romantic, and withabsolutely nothing to suggest he was enjoying himselfat all. Two weeks passed.? Bill was atwork when the phonerang.? It was Kyra.? "You still want to know how toturn William on?? "Yes," I said, "are you going to tell me?" By way of answer she said, "He's going out of townon business soon, isn't he?" How did she know that?? "Yeshe is." "How'd you like to surprise him when he gets backwith something that will make him hotter than you'veever seen him before?" "You know I.