I lied i never did homework, and the way I was stammering it shocked me and seemed to please him even more."Come on Chris, lets hurry up and use the l...ttle bitch, Tinas waiting for me to take her out." "No.. no fucking way. I told you bastards I wasnt gay." Chris started to unzip his pants and I quickly jumped by him and ran towards the door. Alas, I was caught too short and was kneed hard in my balls. I fell too the floor breatheless. "Now that was a stupid thing to do huh? Pet." I didnt have. And Mom killed the chickens yesterday afternoon." You kill them yourself?" Sure, Alice. Where do you think that prime rib you served me comes from? The only difference is instead of taking it off a truck, we get it out in the back yard." You mean you kill it and cut it up?" We have. Most of the time we get someone to butcher it for part of the animal in trade. We have a guy living on the ranch right now who's pretty good at that."Karen came up to us and said, "Excuse me," then proceeded to. "You're crazy, Rob. The hell gave you that idea?"So I told him about what I'd heard on the bus, and I told him I wanted to know if there was a good PI he could recommend to me so that I could find out the truth. I couldn't be the cliché husband and take time off work to follow her around; I needed the income."Well, I could try and convince you that you're insane, that woman would no more step out on you than Elvis would come back to life and dance on the roof of the Empire State Building, but I. "Yeah, I'm ok. But you know what, my vagina'sitchy." "What am I supposed to do about it?" "I need to scratch it." Alex took her pajama pants off and then took herunderwear off. I covered my eyes with my hand. I wasn't going to lookuntil I heard Alex gasp. "Danny! What the fuck is happening?" I opened my eyes and looked. Alex was looking at her vagina. The outerlips were red and she kept itching it. I looked around for the pamphletthing and was looking under the bed when I heard Alex scream..