"I did not want to keep Brad waiting long. I went to my restroom, and got out a tube of KY jelly. I rubbed a some on my ass. I squirted some in my mid...le finger and stuck it in. I did this for a few seconds, and felt about as ready as I would be. Back in my room, I got totally undressed, and found a long, tight fitting shirt in my closet. I liked wearing this shirt with nothing but underwear or naked, because it made me feel as though I was wearing a mini-skirt. I put the long shirt on, and. He stands before me with a big heavy club raised over his head and the next moment my world explode in a cascade of stars and lightning and then I fall deep into the blackest darkness.------I am carried back to the village, hanging from a pole, tied by my hands and my feet. The man who have knocked me out with his heavy club go first and the two men carry a pole between them, resting on the shoulders. In the dream, I see the scene and see myself hanging from the bar with my hair hanging down.. They just chewed their beards and muttered to themselves and went and smoked their pipes and then lay around their campfires giggling to themselves. Dangerous when sober, of course; fortunately they rarely are. I could have just had a party of orcs wipe them out any number of times, but I had plans for them. Nothing beats a wizard for middle management, if you can keep them from smoking too much.I was still royally pissed over that little weasel that stole my Ring, if you really want to know. I. That would be Sheila. What was she doing over? The thing about my sister is that she never just popped in for a minute. If she came in the door she stayed in the door for hours. Janey and Sheila can just yack and yack and yack.I should be glad that the two of them are such fast friends, but that's always been a given. They're the same age, a year older than me, and they first met their freshman year in college. I'd heard great tales of Janey more than three years before I met her. Sheila.