Katie was shocked at her mother’s choice. “Mom, that thing is huge…” Melissa gave her daughter an Oh Please look and said, “Sweetheart, you ...it down there, this little thing is nothing." Melissa was still wearing the extremely revealing red dress she had just bought, and it was attracting attention. Katie glanced up into the parabolic mirror on the wall and noticed the clerk at the register had unzipped his jeans and pulled his dick out. Katie started to quietly giggle, elbowed her mom, and. When you get out,I'm on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell. OK?" Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?"What, You're coming empty handed?"An old Italian man in Brooklyn is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, "Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated... 38 revolver so you will always remember me." But grandpa, I really don't like guns ... How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?" You lissina me, boy!. I promise I'll stay out of the way." Nope," I said, "If you're riding you're driving. Otherwise get off," Grace and I broke into gales of laughter, "Captain." I see, getting free lessons, ya think?"Niels said, "I'll pay you five hundred dollars to run us down to Chicago." He put out a hand, Olsen spit in his."Swede are you?" Niels asked. With the nod, Niels spit in his hand and they shook.Then they broke into that gargle and spit Mr. Sorensen and daddy called a language.Pretty damn quick Chief. I could see why, she looked awesome in a little black dress, under which I knew was a new lingerie set of black silk camisole, french knickers and hold up stockings.When we got back to our room I kicked off my shoes and lay down on the bed, beckoning Jen to join me. As she slid up to me I wrapped my arm around her and pulled her close, enjoying the scent of her perfume. We kissed, a slow passionate kiss, whilst my fingers found the zipper on her dress. As I started to undo the zip Jen said.