“Yes Mr Lambert. What you're suffering from is a clear case of a combination of physiological and a psychological blockage. You see, to put it in la...man's terms – you have an excessive amount of semen which has built up and we need to produce release as soon as possible otherwise it could bring on more permanent damage. I believe the recent relationship break up is preventing your body to cope with the situation properly so we need to administer some drastic intervention immediately. My last. Walk down the street and look at your fellow humans one day. Everyone you see has some type of pain, no matter how trivial it may be. The problem is, the way the world works. We learn that it’s better to stay self-absorbed, the better not to get involved and hurt. The ones who don’t learn that -or worse, try to change it- get eaten alive. It’s easy to get wrapped up in pain when you’re experiencing it, and feel like you’re the only person in the world. I watch the man who used to be my. “This settles it. The ring works. Which means,....”A grin naturally formed on my face.“My life should become quite interesting from now on.”My mother returned, having finished her quest for the tissues,and wanted to start cleaning up my semen that had sprayed throughoutthe entire kitchen. However, I managed to stop her just in time.“Wait, what are you doing? Don't waste the good tissues on semen!Did you forget? You clean up semen by licking it up and drinking it!”Like the times before, my. Aadmi ka veerya aur aurat ka pani milkar jo shrishti ka nirman kartey hai, jara sochiye uski mahak kaisi hogi aur phir usmein aurat ki tatti aur peshab ki bhi mahak bhari hui ho. To kahney hi kya.Phir uske baad Uma ne apni hatheli chat li, phir Neelam ki gaand main andar tak ungali ghused kar idhar udhar ghUmane lagi jaisey log jam ki dibbi main se ungali se jam nakaltey hai. Phir jab Uma ne ungli nikali to usmein thoda thoda goo laga hua tha. Mujhey yeh dekh kar ghin aaney lagi, Uma ne apni.