"I hated to talk about my grandfather, because I was uncomfortable aboutthe fact he'd made his fortune in such a bizarre way, but then again, Idon't b...lieve he still knew I'd become a Fey either."I'm glad I've never followed his fitness program!" I said to myself as mydoor chimes went off."Enter!" I shouted, and the Captain came into the room."I thought I'd drop by your quarters and see how you were settling in!" hesaid."I'm settling in just fine, thank you!" I replied.Then he took my hand and. I finally stood there almostducked down, cringing in the shelter of her car as she casually madeher way over laughing at me as she did so. Unhurriedly she took out herkeys and unlocked the door and I grabbed it open quickly jumping inlike a frightened rabbit.When we finally got home Donna escorted me straight into the loungewhere my wife was sitting drinking a cup of tea, she looked up at me inshocked surprise."Good god what have you done to yourself, what are, you wearing?"It was Donna that. Safe to say she had a big smile on her face when three shots of whiskey were placed in front of her. "So you didn't answer my question" I said. "I'm here because I need to get drunk, and none of my friends would come with me" I shrugged with a smile "I'm glad about that" "Some am I, hey look" she began leaning into me "I don't normally do this……"That's what they all said. "But do you want to-" There is a toilet downstairs that no one ever uses" I whispered, trying my luck "meet me there in five. Even their leftovers appeared appetizing to me.When I returned, the two of them had moved to the den. That used to bemy room, but it had been taken over by Lana. They were on the couch,embracing and kissing. Lana's hand was on the side of Midge's plumpboob, gently kneading it. There was a small pile of clothing besidethem, enough that I guessed it would total three changes for me. Afterthey came up for air, my wife eyed me with nasty glee."All right, Philly," she announced. "Time for you.