SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! “Stop complaining. I want to make sure you feel your spanking.” SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! Then she showed me a woode... paddle with some holes in it. “I don’t want to spend a lot of time spanking you right now, and this paddle has always given me good, quick results.” SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! I could really feel that paddle. It had been a while since I had been spanked, and I didn’t remember it stinging so badly. “Your ass is turning red. Now I know you can feel. “Ya that was me, but what other questions do you have for us?” I said trying to get off the topic.“Well this actually makes it really easy, we’re doing a promotion today for anyone who is willing. What it will be is we would actually like you to man a goal as some other fans try to score on you. The catch is that the net is four times the regular size. The winner gets a gift certificate for the shop and season tickets next year. Normally we have one of the team’s goalies do it, but having you. Next Amy handed me black fishnet stockings that I so happily put on. The finishing touch was some red high heels of a very normal size, not to make me a Drag Queen but more a dream girl.Amy took a step back to admire her work, taking her camera and taking a quick snapshot to remember the moment. Then she gave me a long lingering kiss on the lips, tongue and all. A small price to pay I thought for making me look like a beauty queen. Amy also popped the million dollar question was I ready to go. Thats WHO I am, Diane. Thats who I am, just a simple, hard working guy who loves you and his kids with every fiber in his body, thats who the fuck I am. Diane looked at me like she never saw me before. Youre going to tell me you went on those two and three day trips with all those young models and you never once slept with one them. Remember me, I was a model for years, I know what goes on at night on those location shoots. Not once, Diane, I looked her straight in her teary, green, photogenic.