He stopped behind Sue Ellen ready to move her out of the way. He caught sight of a fully clothed Andrew kneeling in front of Millie and clearly giving...her a first class licking. He almost burst out laughing at the sight.Sue Ellen had just managed to close the door by the time Dave came in from across the hallway. Concerned, he asked, "What's the matter?" It sounds like Millie is a screamer," Sue Ellen said."It sounds like she's hurt."Highly amused by what he had seen, Ken said, "She's not hurt. Mom gets around on public transit. She uses the car for out-of-town travel. It’s five years old and only has twenty thousand miles on it.”“Winter break is pretty long -- three weeks plus,” Kit remarked. “First term exams are done by the tenth of December and second term registration is January sixth.”“Mom would really like us to celebrate Christmas with her, Kit, and we start celebrating it on Christmas Eve.”“Well, since she’s financing the trip, I’d say that’s the least we could do. How about. We sat down and talked over drinks. It was the generic, "What's your name? Where are you from?" After another drink, and relearning everything to know about the other, we headed to the dance floor. A sexy little number was playing, and we danced and grinded each other while it played.After a few more songs, and my fourth or fifth drink, I was ready to go. He knew my motto, and asked, "Can I take you home?"I smiled at him admiring, and I agreed that I would love him to take me home. We stepped. We call her the Tiny Chaperone".--Emily Claire Tamblyn"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"--Dustin Hoffman"I asked my wife 'On a scale from one to ten, how do you rate me as a lover?' She said 'You know I'm no good at fractions'".--Rodney Dangerfield"I told my girlfriend that unless she expressed her feelings and told me what she liked, I wouldn't be able to.