Here is an incident from my life two years ago. Coming to my introduction, I work in reputed MNC in Bangalore and the dream lady also works in same co...pany.It all started when I was waiting for bus while going to home from office. A beautiful lady wearing pink cotton saree boarded a cab along with me, I was mesmerized with her beauty and just followed her after getting down and introduced myself. I met her again in same bus stop after almost ten days and this time I did not miss an opportunity. After my Saturday morning, paper round waited for my mate Martin to finish his round and we went around to his house as usual, Martain had 3 brothers and 1 sister and i wondered if he had seen his sister naked, so later i asked him and he said only when he was younger he asked me if i had seen my sister naked i told him about my sister and Christine, he did not believe me so i told him i would prove it that night.That night after my parents had gone out around 8 o, clock Martin turned up, i let. Asshat wanted the library to himself on the day he retired. That was the story Claire and I had made up.“I’ll do better, Mr. Vertus.” I vowed.“You said that three months ago.”I asked him for a couple vacation days, my first actual vacation in years. “I’m going to my mother’s, to get some perspective.” I told him. I told my husband the same that night.“What’s to get, Honey? Your boss is an asshat.” Garrick worried. I’d never said that to him. Had Claire?“Can I come, Mommy?” Andy piped up. Yes,. "You need to start getting used to the smell baby; that's just one aspect of this new life for you." Yes Goddess," I said, still retching towards the floor.Mom looked at me innocently, as if admiring a baby do something for the first time, thinking 'How cute.'I rose again and fought my urge to gag as I pushed forth and finally my nose ran right up against my mom's butthole.She released her buttcheeks and farted right away, right up my upturned nose.BRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPP!"Ahhh, thanks.