The mushroom top acted as a safety to prevent the poles from entering them, but it still had to be very uncomfortable. The Cowgirl Chorus appeared at ...he front of the stage singing their strange songs.I turned back to the man sitting next to me. “You were telling me about all of the lies,” I said softly.He looked around the room like he was slightly afraid, then he said flatly, “Another lie is that the StarExplorer Neil Armstrong was lost with all hands when it was struck by a rogue asteroid. Get the fuck back to work before I tell your XO about you taking mushrooms before flying that chopper a few weeks back...”“Shit,” he said calmly, “dude knows, trust me. I got a whole Amazonian pharmacy in my bunk. Sometimes I just randomly take shit, don’t even know what it might do.”“Somehow I doubt that’s true, though you wish it to be. How about I tell your XO about that little confession. Sure you want someone searching your room right now?”Jesus sat up, his eyes crossed enough for Gene to. His top hat had ‘FUCK’ written across it in sparkling glitter. His suit patterned with several figures in various sex positions, as though someone had taken the kama sutra and plastered it onto a full suit. His cane could have easily been mistaken for an elongated dildo. As he spoke, his voice rang out like an old radio announcer.“Hello ladies and gentlemen!” He exclaimed arms spread out on screen. “Welcome to Fuckland! A theme park for adults who want a little more sex in their life!” He. The sex wasn't as magical as the other girls in my dorm had lead me to believe it would be; and during that part of my life, finding times we could be together was harder than I would have liked.But here I was now, 23 years old and living on my own for the first time in an apartment free of Roommates! ...and boyfriends. It was ironic that I had nobody to share the new found freedom with, but I was sure it would come with time. I may not have been a bombshell, but I wasn't unappealing. Besides,.