I told her that I had not yet given the matter any thought. That was when she suggested Stalwart Defender as a good name. I was stunned! Obviously, sh... was greatly influenced by what had happened today, but I thought that her suggestion was just a bit too self-serving for me to take. Spring Flower looked disappointed at my reaction to the name, but she did not argue with me. I had no idea what she was going to do between now and my 12th birthday.Squirrel’s 12th birthday would come up about. “Fuck!” I said as I put my pajama bottoms back on to go see who it was. I got to the door, took a deep breath to make my boner calm down, and opened the door. To my surprise it was my wife’s sister Anna and her husband Tommy, from Oklahoma. “What are you doing here?” I said while hugging them and inviting them in.“To see you and Alice for your anniversary, of course.” Anna said.“You should have called I would have prepared better.” I said.“That would’ve ruined the surprise” Anna giggled. They. We talked for about an hour and than we went to sleep.She was sleeping like a baby, on her belly. She did not covered her body. That reminded me of Diane Kruger scene from Troy, the only difference was that Diane Kruger was naked.(It was in Director’s cut so not all of you would have seen it. Google it.). Her face was towards me so I had to look in a way that she could not see me looking at her. She had already seen me looking at her couple of times and she was liking it. I could see the. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.* My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a hand-job. I said "Son, that's 3 schools this year! You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching altogether."* The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries.* A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead". The operator says, "How do you know?" The man says "The sex is about the same, but the.