Guess you not up to any ‘Kung Foo Fighting’ are you?”“Oh, God. Don’t you start that, too.”“The operator wanted to know which Bruce Jones...I wanted on the phone.”“Maybe if I kill that other Bruce then people will stop learning about my middle name.”“Oh, cruel world, how my fate is your folly,” I told him.“More like cruel parents. My conception was at a drive-in Bruce Lee movie. My mom blamed me on him, when she should have blamed my horny dad, and defective condoms.”“Too much information there,. She's not a virgin, if that helps."Margie and Lisa were dancing to the music, oblivious to us, or so it seemed. Actually, Lisa was priming Margie for what was to come."No way!" Margie squealed eyes wide with astonishment. Then turning to me, she asked, "Did you really?" Did I what?"Moon the principal of your high school?"I laughed heartily at that and took my time in answering. "Well, yes. Yes I did, but it wasn't only the principal... she was with a group of Japanese teachers here to study the. Instead of a couple dozen people walking and chanting for most of a morning, there were hundreds of angry people who showed up just after sunrise and stayed until after sunset, although most took a break early in the afternoon for lunch. Considering what the demonstrators had previously done, we supplemented our Security Guards with a platoon of Rangers. Their orders were to retreat at the fist signs of violence. The Rangers would cover the retreat of our Security Guards into the access tunnel. Little did I realize how my life would be changed last Christmas Eve when a drunk driver took his life. And on that same day, a drunk driver took my to-be husband's wife of nearly thirty-five years. He walked into the widow's bereavement class just six months ago, and took my breath away. I did not know a man could do that to me again. As the saying goes, he was tall, dark and handsome – a gorgeous “chocolate man” as I later called him. I love chocolate and I got it in black man. I am an.