The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn’t care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets ...n had a bumper sticker that said, ‘Clinton in ‘16.’ I try to have a little fun each day now that I’m retired. It’s important to my health.This One Is Compliments of Charm_BHere’s one I found funny:All mushrooms are edible, but some only once.These Are Compliments of John ASome are dated but are still funny...1. My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10. We went into booth 4 and shut the door. Denise was taking off her top while she told me to put $20 into the machine. Denise said, "Now, get undressed big boy." There was a glory hole in the wall. She motioned with her finger and a small cock poked through. She started to stroke it and with her other hand, guided my head towards it. I tried to stop her and she whispered, "I will make it worth your while if you do this and if you don't, Shelly will share your 'cum covered face' picture." I. ONE! I say loudly. Stand up feet together arms by your side palms of your hands flat on your thighs facing me. She does as I say then I move her arms and hands to the correct positions. Victoria there are 10 positions you will learn. I will teach you four tonight. This is position ONE. YES SIR! is her reply. As she stands at attention I slowly walk behind her remove my clothes and come up behind her until my hard cock is wedged between her tight little ass cheeks. My hands on the top of her. The only sounds were her hard breathing and my thighs slapping against her ass as I pounded her with the meat she so desperately desired. For whatever reason, she dismounted me again, turned and took me in her hand and began stroking my hardness. My fingers were made for her pussy so I sunk three of them into her and we stood in the doorway masturbating each other. Our pace quickly became fevered and Joyce’s juices again flowed freely, making obscene noises as my fingers pounded her to.