She managed to adjust her own position in her seat unobtrusively so I could get my left hand inside her pants and make my way to her most sensitive pl...ce. I was somewhat surprised to find she was not 'au naturel' and bushy as I had expected, but kept her pubes short and trimmed. I cupped her pubic mound for a moment, teasing her a little with the anticipation...Using my middle finger, I started massaging her outer lips as slowly as she was tugging me - again, still in a 'comfort' type way.... For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box.'The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box.He paused for a moment and then started to leave.The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!'The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!'Lemon SqueezeThere once was a religious young woman who. We visited their home to see her and the child. We had the normal chit chat and had our dinner along with the whole family. The people in her house sleep early and every one was in bed by 11. It was late in the night when I entered the room where we had planned to play cards.When I entered, I saw that she was feeding her baby. The face of the kid was covered by her saree pallu, and hence I was not able to see anything. But what followed later on changed my whole perception about her. The kid. Someone is always going to be watching us. We might as well accept it. We're stuck here for a month." No," Cindy said, shaking her head. "I don't believe that, Suzie. There has to be a way for us to get out of here. There has to."Suzie got off her bed and sat down beside Cindy, running her fingers through Cindy's thick, curly hair. "Well, I ain't really worried about a jail-break at the moment. I've got other things on my mind." Like what?" Cindy asked softly."Like how sore my little cunt is.