On the third day of Christmas, I told my true love, three curse words in French words. He still had two black eyes, and the divorce decree!On the four...h day of Christmas, I told my true love, oh hell, why am I calling him my true love, because he isn’t! So I told him off, using four naughty words, to go with the three French words. In addition, his two eyes are still discolored and swollen. He deserves everything he gets because of the divorce decree!On the fifth day of Christmas, I told my. . god this is hard ... because protection would not be used all of us girls were required to get a complete exam and show a clean bill of health free of any STD's. Mike and Eric also showed us their clean exam results before anything actually happened. See, before the taping I was somewhat coached on what to do and what to say in order to best excite and stimulate their paying customers. Pretending that I had never seen Mike or Eric before that day and acting like the good little girl next door. By now I was already dry since it was so hot that near middle of the day and sat on my bed to get my legs into my pants. But no more than I’d done that Jasper came right up between my legs and then and there licked my private spot!!I jolted from the absolute intensity of it and scared as hell at the same time and before I could react and kick him away from me, he licked me several times and damn my mind fought to want to stop him!! But my body said otherwise!! And I thought what to hell. Putting the dowel rod through a hole in the handle, I used the leverage to turn it. I didn’t mess with a cooking pot but poured the soup into a ceramic bowel, added water and punched the microwave on. Two minutes later, I was burning my mouth on the hot soup.I punched in the number of my neighbor Charli (for Charlene) Hatteras. Using the speakerphone button, I called her. “Hey, Charli, Neil here. It looks as though I have ‘The Weakness.’ I don’t think my case is as severe as many others’. I.