Phil told Eric, ‘I want to get that pretty girl of yours some flowers. I’ll take good care of her tonight and treat her like a lady. You need not ...orry.’ While Phil was gone, Joan put on a pretty short skirt and blouse and freshened her make up. She had a real private date with Phil tonight and wanted to look her prettiest. Phil bought flowers and a bottle of wine, then returned to the apartment. He knocked on the door. Joan couldn’t understand who may be at the door, but when she opened it,. "Bill, you're being too serious and taking this the wrong way," I said."Are you sure?" he said. "You had me worried there for a second." Bill, who are you talking to?" I asked, as I always do when he would take things the wrong way with my eclectic sense of humor."Carree Kasc, I know," he answered sing songie."Would Carree Kasc treat you that way?" I asked.He smiled big because he knew I was right, and always was when he took things too seriously. "No she wouldn't. You're right. God, I love. I think ... they work on the Library ... at Ward 12," Fallujah trying to remember where the incident took place. He hated what had happened to him."So I am looking at five ... five East European girls then?" Elaine slowly picking up her receiver."Actually I suffered racial discrimination too ... from my supervisor," another man spoke."Ok I'm dealing with a man this time. Is he white?" Elaine asked."She is white..." the man said in low monotone."Is she British?" Elaine was curious."No. I don't. "O-OK" he said, standing up and undoing his belt."FUCK DUDE!" screamed Sarah "Not really! Keep it in your fucking panties, OK? None of us want to see that shit."Simon nodded and sheepishly re-buckled his belt. A few minutes later he excused himself and headed up to his room, crouching over to hide his erection. As soon as his bedroom door closed we all burst out laughing. Emily asked what was going on and we told her about Simon and his fake dildo dick, and she laughed hardest of all. That.