Of course I saw through all that shit from a young age… and it’s kind of funny because I’m not book smart or anything… I haven’t got any deg...ees or fancy diplomas… but I’ll tell you what I have got that a facker like him hasn’t got: I see what women are really like… money grabbing and demanding, lying bitches… and only good for shagging… and I’ve got the charisma, charm and confidence to pull them too. Underneath all the middle class pretension, weak twats like him admire real men like me… and. In light of what Jack had told her about being nice to Mike, she had attempted to upgrade his antiquated computer system. Everyone enjoyed getting a more powerful machine and she was sure that he would appreciate the gesture.“Oh, that,” Chuck said relaxing now that he understood what this meeting was about. He pulled on his ear lobe and then added, “Yeah. We couldn’t remove the monitor, the lamp, or the mouse. All three of them were super glued to the desk.”“Why would he do that?” Melinda asked. "Oh, there's more. Even worse."If I got caught doing anything on the list, I got spanked by the catcher. I had to tell them my phone number and I'd get it again when I got home."We had Operator Assisted Telephones and those girls listened ... my infractions were the stuff of Bridge Club gossip, and Pool Hall jokes."I had that List memorized. I knew exactly what I couldn't do. If it wasn't on the list I was home free ... until I got older."Some things were taken off the List and others were. He is three years older than me; hewill be 33 in September and he is certainly not at all predictable. He issoft spoken and very kind to me, he listens very carefully when I try toargue with him and always he is the voice of reason. I know I can oftenbe inpatient, even unreasonable at times but Mark always manages to'pacify' me. He certainly has not the typical obstinate male ego; on thecontrary he is very relaxed and never tries to 'prove himself' as themajority of males do. All in all my.