Mostly I just smiled and shook their hands, not really recognizing their names or music, although I found listening to it enjoyable. (Really, though, ...ho would name their child 'Bird'? Musicians.) At one club we abused our credentials, as usual, to meet the artists, but this time a there was an unfamiliar small combo led by a pianist. He was a short, dapper man with gray hair and a charming smile. Pete introduced us to him and we chatted for several minutes between sets. I hadn't heard of the. If not, then I think we need to end.”‘Anything, anything,’ is all I can think, ‘I do not want to end this with Edward. He is all that I want in a man. I touch and fondle myself at night thinking about him.’“What do you have in mind?” I ask him timidly.“Charlette, when you misbehave I will spank you so you will begin to learn how to be a good wife. It will be for your own good.”‘A spanking? I have never been spanked, ever. Could I do this to stay with Edward?’ I thought.I stood up to leave,. .. mine's a lot thicker than that!" He leans back and shows off his bulge in his speedos as we all laugh. My wife is utterly captivated by the dildo and her eyes are completely spread wide open as she continues to hold and stare at it.At this point, Mike and Daryl start joking around and about whose cock is bigger. Cheryl suggests that we all take out our dicks while her and my wife can judge who's is bigger. I'm a bit embarrassed at this point but I get up from my seat and head over to where. I'd already given myself permission, from way deep down.The looks on the faces of the men we passed were priceless.I so wish I'd somehow been able to record it, but they say the bestpictures are the ones we keep in our heads, and I got a whole albumfull in less than a minute. There were eyes blazing open, and eyebrowsshooting skyward, and literal open-mouthed gasps, and several lipsmoving saying 'HOLY FUCK', if I can read lips at all, and right at thelast second I saw one younger man's.