If you're familiar with her adventures, you might like the thread I'm currently focused on, which is called "Jake and Abbie Go to a Wedding." It's the...longest story to date, and features extensive and varied scenes over the course of a wild wedding weekend. She was making small talk in the coffee room with a guy from work, Jake, and the subject came up of how she helped a friend paint her bedroom over the weekend. Jake knew Abbie was always one to say yes to her friends, so Jake casually asked. "I teased him. Nuttin' more." Yer liar," Moira shouted. "'E told me what ya said. Yer a clatty, nasty..."Iain stopped his daughter by banging on the table. "Ah'll not-be 'aving it," he shouted and pointed at Abigail. "And ya leave Quentin aloon."Abigail snorted. "I wouldn't want to touch 'im," she replied."Liar!" Moira cried. "Just 'cause..." Ah said," Iain shouted. "Ah'll not 'ave it at 'ome." He turned to Abigail and then rubbed his nose. "Ahh what 'appened in Glasgae?"Abigail rubbed the brow. If I ever have to use a gun, I think I'd like the fifteen rounds instead of nine or thirteen. The gun has a better balance, and since you've made me an exercise queen, I'm strong enough to handle the extra weight."Upstairs, my work was taken care of, so I walked over to the garage to see Hank."What's up, Boss? Have some new toys for me to play with?" Naw, just checking to make sure everything is okay with you. I'm sort of concerned about keeping the Escalade and not using it."Hank smiled,. " Stubborn as always... we'll see you in the morning," her mom said andhung up.She looked down at me and sighed. "Sorry it sounds like you get to meetmy crazy family members sooner than I hoped. Don't worry, like I said Iwon't put you down. You'll have to be my clingy baby tomorrow." That's fine..." I said thinking what I had heard. "You're mom certainlysounds special..." She is, let's go change that diaper of yours now," she sat the phonedown and stood up with me."Am I really messy?" I.