Take the other parachute and save yourself.”The Boy Scout just smiles. “Don’t worry, Your Holiness. The world’s smartest man just jumped out o... the plane wearing my backpack!”The following items are compliments of J & B.After the brief Falkland Islands war, a British regiment commander was addressing some troops under his command who had heroically performed above and beyond the call of duty. He informed them that Her Majesty’s Army had committed to reward each of the three soldiers 100 pounds. But then, Bobbi spotted him out of the corner of her eye. “For godssakes!” she said loudly. Would she ever just get a chance to relax? She thought. Not even out for 15 minutes and she’s already become the masturbatory object for some teenage peeping tom. Bobbi let out a sigh and got up, there was only one thing she could do if she wanted to relax and sunbathe in peace. Neil Jr. become nervous and started to take his hand out his pants as he watched her get up. Did she see him? Did she know?. Yaha tumari marzi nhi chalne wali tum sirf wahi karoge jo main kahungi aur bas usi waqt jab main kahungi,agli baar agar kabi yuhi dekh k muskuraye ya mujhe choone ki kosis ki meri bina ijajat to tumare liye bahut bura hoga Me- theek hai ji,jaise aap kaho( aur main udas chehra liye bahar nikalne laga uske room se)Poonam-maine bahar jaane ko kaha kya tumse?Me-nhiPoonam-to fir kyu ja rahe ho?(ek aur thappad) jao aur saare gate dhang se band kar k aaoSaare gate dhang se band kar k dobara pahuch. At that time got a call from an Airtel mobile No. It was a new number. I got missed calls twice from that number. I kept quiet. Again mobile rang and I found the same number again. I lifted the phone and said hello. It was a lady voice not so sweet. I thought that lady may be around 35 years by the voice. She said hello who is speaking. I again asked her who u are. She said “please speak with me for 10 minutes happily and with smiling. After that I want to commit suicide. Hence I dialed some.