Even the Welsh pubs are now open on a Sunday, though not the Hebridean ones.)Knowing that the Clifton shops would all be shut, we had therefore asked ...he twins to lay in some presents for their parents; a bottle of sherry for Mr Carter and some flowers and chocolates for his wife.Yes, we knew that on Sundays you could quite often get cut flowers from a van sitting on the side of the road near a town's cemetery, but there was no guarantee of availability or of freshness, and we simply didn't. Have you ever lookedat me?" All the time," I answered. "I remember your body, every curve of it, Iworship it!"She huffed. "Well, clearly not my breasts. These" she thrust forward,taunting me, "these are natural. You would know if you cared." I was stunned at her behavior. Had I done something to make her angry?I couldn't think of anything. I had treated her like gold. In fact, Ihad given her gold. Gold earrings, gold necklaces, a gold AmericanExpress card. What was happening? Perhaps. "You screwed my Sheila boy?" he asked again."No sir!" I said."He did daddy, last fall," I heard Sheila herself say."Bull shit," Rigsby said, "Is that right Henderson?" he asked me."No sir," I replied."You saying my daughter is a liar?" he asked."I guess," I said, "Only I never screwed anybody sir." Yeah, that's what I figured, Faggot, triple A grade faggot." he insisted."No, I made a vow of chastity," I said."Moron," Rigsby snapped, "Anyhow that don't matter because Sheila here has balled the. " Now he seemed embarrassed. "I wasn't trying to lead you on with that kiss or anything, honest. I definitely wasn't expecting you to kiss me back. I mean, I didn't even know you felt that way about me. Otherwise I would have found a different way to check you out--one that didn't get your hopes all up and everything. I thought you only liked girls." I wasn't--" I mean, I think you're super-sweet, and really cute, and you have an Ami Mizuno t-shirt which I'm totally jealous of but would never.