" At that instant, the countess perceived Franz, and graciously waved her hand to him, to which he replied by a respectful inclination of the head. "U...on my word," said Albert, "you seem to be on excellent terms with the beautiful countess." You are mistaken in thinking so," returned Franz calmly; "but you merely fall into the same error which leads so many of our countrymen to commit the most egregious blunders, --I mean that of judging the habits and customs of Italy and Spain by our Parisian. As I was rubbing it from upwards, she told me, Upper most things is called Clitoris and is called female penis. She took my index finger and touched it to her clitoris like a guitar string and moaned. I did not entirely like it as it was wet and slippery. She then told me to go inside her pussy and explained that little hole is the Pee-hole from which we ladies pass our urine.Then as I went further down she told this big hole is vagina and this is where your penis will have to go. It was so. Some rapists might try to rationalize that because she had no panties on she was a slut and asking for it, but that would be ridiculous. I didn't need any flimsy rationalizations. The world, her parents, and I all thought it would be great if she got pregnant. I wanted to fuck her, conquer her, rape her, and splat some semen high in her cunt. To hell with what she thought. My better self gave free rein to my inner animal to act on those delicious urges.I could feel that her crack was oozing a. "You want to trade me an invention... ? What, you're trying to bribe me into issuing you a patent?" Yes." What's your name, son?" Rory Calhoun."Wiseman looked him up and down. "Your parents didn't do you any favors, did they? You look like a movie star like I look like Hulk Hogan. Hang on a second."The OFUCK administrator looked through his rejection files for a moment, quickly finding Calhoun's application."Ah, yes, Mr. Calhoun. Yours is a rather unique sexual position, but it has been done..