As I struggled to make my way out of the toilet with the floor soaking wet with other people’s piss on it, I was met by one of the pubs barmaids who...immediately spotted my wet patch. “Quick” she said, “come with me I have an idea” I followed her through a door which led through to a private snug, she told me to wait and she would be back. A few minutes later she returned with some wet wipes, a towel and something else which I could see properly. She asked me to sit down and take my trousers and. She told me about her break-up and she was clear about what she wanted from me. It was supposed to be a meaningless encounter, no string attached, one time sex.Since we wanted to be discreet neither of us disclosed any personal information, We decided to book an Oyo and spend a night together. We finished our coffee and headed to a nearby Oyo. Once we got our rooms we ordered some food and sat down on the bed talking.She was telling me about her long-standing relationship and how the guy. Satisfied that her disguise was still intact,she joined her mother and sister, and the three women headed for thesecurity checkpoint.As they stood in line, Chrissy was starting to feel a bit morecomfortable. Strangers weren't staring at her as though she were ayoung man in drag. Much to her relief, she seemed to blend in. Barbaraand Mia were discussing something about the hotel as Chrissy watchedthe security officer verify each person's ticket. Chrissy silentlypanicked, "Oh, shit! Oh,. So, can we make no arrangement for me to recover my items, or shall I begin shelling your little compound in the valley above? Perhaps you have a woman and some little babies up there, nice and comfortable in Archie's little hideaway..."I didn't take the bait to give him more information about us. I simply placed my left hand behind my back and asked, "Shelling? With what?" Oh, just a little toy I picked up on the way out here from New York," he shrugged.I flashed two fingers behind my back and.