M! We meet again.’ ‘We do indeed, and aren’t we the pair for never setting a time or place for that cup of coffee or tea and chance to chat and ...atch up!’ she answered him. ‘I’m at your disposal, Mrs. M,’ he said then. ‘Well how nice,’ was her answer. ‘How is your school schedule? What kind of time to you have?’ ‘It can be flexible, Mrs. M,’ he answered. ‘Well, I’m off next Tuesday,’ was her answer to that, ‘Is that any good for you?’ ‘Sure,’ he said enthusiastically. ‘Just tell me when.’ ‘Say. “Was it painful?”, asks the former. “No, not really” says the second. “How about when they cut off your dick?” “No that really wasn’t the worst of it.” “Really?” says the first. “How about when they had to create the new hole? That must have been painful.” “No the worst part was when they stuck the straw in my ear and sucked out half my brains.”Why did God give women nipples?To make suckers out of men.Why did the Detroit Lions hire two nuns and a prostitute for the new season?Because they. Im Tony, by the way, Sophias father. Oh, nice to meet you. So we can come pick Sophia up tomorrow morning? Oh, by all means. I wipe the sweat from my forehead. Thank you, Senor Carter. Bye now. I hang up the phone and laugh with Val at how nervous I sounded. We arrive early the next morning, and I knock on the door. A well-dressed, starched-shirt businessman answers the door. He smiles, introduces himself again, and pushes Sophia out the door. I notice she is limping, and she does not. -The Courtesy Flush: The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poop hits the water. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. Watch out when flushing. The force of the flush will more than likely get your ass all wet. It's worth getting your ass wet so you can avoid being caught doing the walk of shame.-The Walk Of Shame: This is walking from the stall, to the sink, and then to the door after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very.