”The blonde replied, “Well, I bet he won’t.”Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, “You’re on!”Just as the blonde placed her money on the ...ar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, “Fair’s fair ... Here’s your money.”Jack replied, “I can’t take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o’clock news and knew he would jump.”The blonde replies, “I did too; but I didn’t think he’d do it again.”Jack took the. Small boys loved worm farms for some reason.I could only say thank god for the pension checks every month. I had managed to hide my ‘other’ income. Now that I no longer had any growth in that fund, I was careful how I spent what was left of the boot legging profits. I had figured that my pension and the worm farm should pay my expenses. I was realistic enough to expect that emergencies would pop up now and then. Those things were likely to require a visit to the storage locker.I arrived home. Lekin wo dono normal thi maine jaldi -2 baki costmars ko deel kiya aur unse mila .Puspa- are ashu kal seema ka birthday hai aap jaroor aana ok .Me – ok mai jaroor aauga.Seema – ashu ji aap mujhe gift me kya dege.Me- jo aap kaho mai muskurakar bola.Seema – soch lo jo mai kahogi aap dege.Me- ha ha kyo nahi aap bolo to.Seema- ok mai soch kar aap ko phone karugi k mai aap se kya gift lu . Mummy market jaa rai hu aur mai ghar mai jakar soch kr phon karti hu. Ok bay.Seema ghar ko chali gayi aur puspa. In addition to that, I know I already get to have great, fun, and loving sex from Melissa. So why am I going our and fucking around on her and possibly fucking up my marriage? Simply because Lucy is soooo damn cute and simply because Lucy has this adorably cute maturing young figure. That’s why I told myself. I just had to do it. I grew anxious. I grew aroused. As I thought about it on the way over all I could envision was her sweet adorable figure crawling all over me and pawing me to no end.